Business Walrus
37,000 years ago, the Business Walrus crawled out of Lake Michigan and into human society with one goal in mind: to become the wealthiest, most powerful investor the world has ever known.
Many centuries later, he has achieved this goal and then some, having established himself as the driving force behind some of the most revolutionary products of all time, from the locomotive train to ground beef to those cute little ties that cowboys wear. He has also been behind some disastrous innovations, such as a chair that bites you and the Vietnam War, but that’s neither here nor there. What matters is that the Business Walrus has billions and billions of dollars ready to invest in YOUR ideas—you just have to woo him first.
Woo The Walrus is a ridiculously fun and hilarious card game where players invent outrageous products in hopes of winning billion-dollar investments from the world’s most renowned tusked financier, the Business Walrus.
The game starts with one player assuming the role of BUSINESS WALRUS, while everyone else plays as a LOWLY ENTREPRENEUR. At the beginning of each round, the BUSINESS WALRUS randomly draws an ASK card, which details which type of product he’s looking to invest in. Then, the LOWLY ENTREPRENEURS must quickly work to come up with a product idea that satisfies the requirements of the ASK card. However, the catch is that they must play one MUST HAVE card, which details a specific feature that must be incorporated into their product.
Once everyone has come up with a product idea, the LOWLY ENTREPRENEURS then take turns pitching their ideas to the BUSINESS WALRUS. After everyone has pitched, the BUSINESS WALRUS awards a $1 BILLION INVESTMENT to the LOWLY ENTREPRENEUR with his favorite product idea. In addition to the investment, the winning LOWLY ENTREPRENEUR is also awarded a WALRUS SURPRISE card, which contains a special twist that can be strategically employed at a time of their choosing to either benefit themselves or hinder an opponent.
At the start of each new round, the BUSINESS WALRUS passes the role onto the player to his left, and he then becomes a LOWLY ENTREPRENEUR. This process continues until the game’s conclusion. The first player to successfully earn $3 billion in investments from the BUSINESS WALRUS is named the winner, while the losing players are condemned to a life of poverty and woe.
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Hey, sometimes things happen. We get that.
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at contact@roningames.com.au. If your return is accepted, we’ll provide instructions on how and where to send your package, and will reimburse you for return shipping costs if the item is defective or faulty (though please follow our instructions with regard to return shipping). Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can also bring an item back to the store for an in-person refund and we can handle it on the spot for you.
You can always contact us for any return question at contact@roningames.com.au.
Shipping
If the return is initiated due to a fault with the item, or if the mistake was in any way that of Ronin Games, we will pay for your return shipping and refund you any initial shipping costs.
However, on a change of mind or other return where the fault is not with Ronin Games, we reserve the right to not pay for customers' return shipping, and to not reimburse the initial shipping costs.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon receipt and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for aerosol sprays or glue unless defective, in which case we will provide a refund
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on gift cards, trading card singles or sealed trading card items.
Exchanges
We can provide exchanges in store for items within the 30 day period. Again, please ensure the item to be exchanged is in its original condition.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take several business days time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
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